A lawyer was driving his BMW down the highway at high speed. He went too fast into a corner, went off the road, and he hit a tree head-on. Somehow he survived, but his car was totaled. He ran about screaming ""My BMW! My BMW!""
Another driver stopped, surveyed the scene, and said "Sir, you are bleeding badly! And your whole left arm is gone!"
The lawyer looked down and screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"
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