A gang of thieves broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old lawyers gave them a tough fight, and the gang was happy to escape.
"It's not so bad,"" one thief said. "We've got $50 between us."
The ringleader screamed: "I told you to stay away from lawyers -- we had $200 when we broke in!"
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